Which is why he’s shocked to accidentally overhear the one apparent flaw in Jasmine and Dean’s lives: that they’re struggling to get their ‘third addition in their life’, their ‘baby’. Certain about their struggle to create a proverbial hatchling in the family nest, a sympathetic Alfie boldly offers help in any way he can.
To his surprise, the pair agree to his help. Suddenly, Jasmine and Dean are everywhere, inviting him to their offices, sending small gifts his way (in gratitude?) and Alfie is running around compiling fertility tips in a binder like it’s nobody’s business. If only he could actually properly share them with the pair, considering the two seem intent on having these meetings with him during distracting candlelit dinners, sunset strolls and truly tender homecooking sessions.
Wait, is this actually what normally happens when a background character gets dragged onto the center stage?